Category: Facebook


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Have you too been wondering why The Social Network, out this Friday, is being allowed to continue on its upward climb of overhype without being stopped by the slimy tentacles of a lawsuit? Thought so. Well with some leftover knowledge from my take-no-prisoners Mass Comm Law class from undergrad and this article from CNN Money, I have the answer.

Mark Zuckerberg, the 26-year-old mascot and CEO of Facebook, is famous.

By willingly thrusting himself into the public eye by inventing the website that changed all our lives and amassing a net worth of $6.9 billion, he has, more or less, given up his right to a reasonable amount of privacy and an accurate portrayal of himself in a major motion picture.

Sucks, doesn’t it?

Facebook’s spokespeople and Mark himself are saying left and right that the film largely fabricated some of its material. The CNN Money article brings more to this periwinkle-blue table: The Social Network isn’t the first jab at Mark’s rise to infamy and fortune. A book was published called The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook — A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius, and Betrayal, which simply sounds like the original title of the movie before it was shortened to make it tweetable. Some scenes from the book – which the author admits to exaggerating or flat-out making up – were carried over into the movie. The ambiguity just keeps growing like speculation over Justin Bieber’s gender.

Hence the film’s mantra: they’re not touting truth(who needs that?), but rather “storytelling.”

And if Mark did sue Columbia Pictures, who produced the movie, that would only give the movie more publicity. And it’s been said many times amidst a PR nightmare: any publicity is good publicity. And Facebook has lodged itself so deep under our skin that practically nothing could dig it out.

Facebook-dating

Guess what happened next. (courtesy of thefashionspot.com)

In 1957, the equivalent of this question would have been “Raise your hand if you’ve ever been driven to the top of a hill at the end of a date to ‘see the view.’” Yes, it is a strategy being used more and more frequently by boys our age to coax a girl into being alone with him. But in this era of social media ubiquity and Facebook having become like the third arm we don’t know how we ever lived without, are we expected to accept this as part of the new dating norm?

If you’d like to be taken on dates more than once per semester (or season if you’re not in school) and insist on getting to know that super-shy adorable boy who’s inconveniently friends with your ex bf, then, sadly, yes.

What do you think, ladies?

Gentlemen, if you must, at least read these guidelines. Meanwhile, I’ll be picketing in front of Facebook’s California headquarters, advocating for the simpler, more romantic days of telegrams and phone calls.

The do’s and don’ts of asking someone out online

Place finger here.

Just as I was beginning to feel like a Foursquare guru and earned myself a worthless mayor badge, Zuckerberg and his other Facebook friends had to go and unveil a competitor: Facebook Places. While this will make things easier for those of us who previously used both Facebook and Foursquare on a regular basis, as they’ll have only  one stop to make, I can’t help but worry that someone will soon be lurking outside my bedroom window with a sickle, whispering that he knew exactly where I was from my latest Facebook Place check-in.

A Field Guide to Using Facebook Places

This little girl in Manhattan has no idea I took this. Creepy, huh?

I have so many passwords to keep track of in my online life that I have a document on my computer that stores them all. I probably shouldn’t have revealed that, but I did for the sake of this post. My Facebook account has definitely been hacked into, and since then, I’ve changed its password to something so long and obnoxious that anyone standing behind me while waiting to see my vaca photos ask, “Seriously?” Psh, well, just wait until your account gets hacked.

How to create a ‘super password’

This Mashable post couldn’t be more true on the perils of dating in today’s Facebook-centric world:

mashable.com

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